Day Light Savings Time

Well, as you all know day light savings time comes around twice a year, one time of the year it totally rocks, and the other time of the year it's fucking gay. I think we can all agree that total darkness at 5:00 p.m. is horse shit, because for a solid part of the year if you sleep past 12:00 p.m. consider your day wasted. Also for those months we have to be very careful with our napping schedule, because we all know that taking a nap too late when it is still light out and waking up when it is dark out is like waking up in a parallel universe, or equivalent to the feeling you get when watching the new Alice in Wonderland movie, or any Tim Burton movie.

S0 because I have such a profound hatred for the fall transition Day Light Savings Time, this year I have come up with a solution. I did not change any of my clocks back an hour. So technically it gets dark at six for me, I mean I'm an hour late for a lot of shit but I would much rather have that extra hour of sunlight.

March 13th is when we switch them back, the countdown starts.

Everyday

Starting on Sunday I will start having a blog every single day. I know I have been slacking this past month or so, and I'm fucking pissed at myself too so on Sunday November 21st I will begin blogging every single day. So get ready a holes.

Pointersaurus Challenge

Well today at Fontbonne our activities board decided to plan some good old fashion fun and host a Pointersaurus Pizza eating contest. Me being a huge fan of food gingerly signed up for this event with truck loads of self confidence. The pizza is 26 inches, ten pounds, and built for destruction. Kent (My Partner) and I decided to approach the contest with open minds and eating the pizza with hopes to finish during the allotted one-hour time limit.

5 minutes in: "Holy shit Kent we have an hour to do this, why don't they give us the check now."

10 minutes in: "This contest is a joke and this pizza is actually really good."

20 minutes in: "Man I'm not even full yet, I think we have a sold chance." (I'm starting to get full)

30 minutes in: "Half way dude we just have to eat half of this thing in 30 minutes and were good, besides I still can eat a lot more." (I can hardly eat any more)

40 minutes in: "Those kids next to us are going to puke for sure." (I might puke pretty soon)

50 minutes in: "Ew that kid just puked!" (I'm the happiest man ever because we were the last team standing and I did not have to eat for the last 8 minutes)

Now the challenge is over and I feel like a python after eating an entire cow, I won't have to eat for another year, and If I move too fast my stomach will explode.

20 minutes ago I literally just woke up from being in a four hour food induced coma, I think I have a hang over from eating to much pepperoni and bacon, I don't plan on showing any time soon, and I might drop out of college.

Is is worth attempting...no

It's like waking up after you get way too wasted, "Man I'm never fucking drinking again." Except this time I mean it.

At the Nelly go show ya dig

Watch the crowd very closely.

Youtube Comment

True statement.

No Homo.

When us straight men do something that is boarder line gay, or involves getting too close to male genitalia, we shout out, "No homo!" Thus, verifying that we are not gay and are not interested in men.
Well, when gay men do something exceptionally straight such as, banging a girl, watching an action movie, doing construction, or playing with boobs, do they shout out, "No straight!" If not they should start so we can all be equal.

Whorelaween

Halloween, turning honest professionals into dirty whores.

Im sure she will be able to fight a fire safely with that outfit.