..No
How many times have you thought...Man is there a store that I can buy 100 pack of condoms, 200 precooked tyson chicken strips, and a flat screen TV?
..Never
Well do I have the store for you, Its called Sam's Club.
At Sam's club you can buy car tires,get gas for your car, you can purchase a cell phone to call your wife and tell her your cooking dinner tonight cause the kids are gone, get an outdoor swing-set for your kids, flowers to put around the swing set, purchase a new glasses prescription so you can watch your kids play, get a diamond ring and a bottle of wine for your wife tonight, pasta and dessert to go with the wine for dinner, condoms for after dinner with the wife, Tylenol for the hangover from drinking to much wine with your wife, eggs bacon and pancakes for breakfast, a laptop for your kid going away to college, diapers for the baby, diapers for you, an above ground pool, a book for the pool, a lawn chair to sit in while your read your book by the pool, sunscreen for when your reading your new book by the pool in your new chair, a new swimsuit to wear while you are sitting by your new pool with your new book and new chair, aloe for the sunburn from sitting by the pool all day, a camera to take pictures while at the pool, a printer to print the pictures that you took by the pool, paper to put in the new printer taken by your new camera, then a new couch to sit on, to watch your new TV, a new bed to sleep in, and finally a fucking alarm clock to wake your stupid ass up.
You can literally purchase nearly anything at Sam's Club, every item that I listen above can actually be purchased at Sam's Club, look it up on their website.
What's next...surgery, dentistry...a brothel?!?!
Imagine that, "Yes sir we can pull that tooth that is aggravating you but you have to get 15 teeth pulled, sorry we are a bulk store."
or
"Looks like we can give you the kidney transplant, but you have to get both done, sorry we are a bulk store."
or
"Yes you can pay for sex here, but our BJ's only come in 20's, sorry we are a bulk store."
Ok well Maybe the last one isn't bad, but Sam's Club is still taking over the world!
