Obama Golf

Obama was seen golfing over his 12 day Christmas Vacation to Honolulu:

Researches say the proof that Obama is skilled at Golf is due to the fact that he is biracial.

(Tiger Woods)

HO, HO, Ho

Why the fuck does Santa say HO, HO, HO, it has no correlation to Christmas, and its not even an expression.

NOOO

THAT ASIAN HAS SOME PIPES!

Whip my bowl cut back in forth...

After her new hit song, "Whip my hair," pop singer Willow Smith decided to change up that hair.

Says the hairdresser: "Hi, Willow what haircut do you want?"

Says Willow; "Well...have you seen that old Jim Carrey movie Dumb and Dumber?"

Snowball

At least players are starting to finally display good sportsmanship. I mean this is a real class act, the Jets entire organization should be proud of this players decision. Throwing Ice chunks into the stand is such a courteous thing to do. I think all the teams in the NFL should model their teams after this charismatic player.

TIME magazine spelling error

I cannot believe such a credible magazine like TIME would make such a spelling error, based off of that cover picture they total mixed up the word person with pedophile.

"Pedophile of the Year TIME"

I bet he had his hands down his pants while they took this picture, just look at that goddam face.

So were do I buy tickets to this?

Fuckin YouTube Comments again.

In other news, weird people should be banned from the fucking internet. Not only did VasilakisDTD comment that he just raped his whole family, but 6 people liked it. Yea I guess the old timers are right about todays youth.

Celery

Top Ten Reasons Why I Fucking Hate Celery

1. It's terrible
2. It kind of tastes like scotch tape.
3. It feels like I am trying to chew a length of hemp when I eat it.
4. If you combine it with peanut butter and raisins it's called "Ants on a Log" for god sakes.
5. Celery is negative calories, (you burn calories eating it) so if you eat it you gain nothing.
6. People commonly associate it with healthy eating.
7. It's like eating solid water, and do I like my water really chewy?...fuck no.
8. Adding Celery to something will never make it better.
9. I have never in my life heard someone say, "Goddammit we forgot to add the Celery, this is terrible without it."
10. The noises it makes when people eat it.

Doc Brown

Google Suggestions

Yes Google I was actually wondering what the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb is.

ChildPredator says:

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I was just so shocked

that a man with such

a graceful name would

indulge in such grievous acts.