Multch

Fontbonne apparently had landscapers put in a whole bunch of new mulch all around campus today in the flower beds, and around trees to make it look a little better, but it definitely didn't make it smell any better thats for gosh damn sure. It essentially smells like the landscapers shit into all of the flower beds instead of putting mulch into them. I don't understand people who decide to put mulch in their gardens, it smells like rotten feces, and it only looks good for a second, by the time it stops smelling like shit, it starts to look like shit. Then we have to go through that same process over and over.

So do the right thing and get fucking rock!