Stairs

Now days we have so much new technology that is so bizzare and advanced, im not sure what more we could possibly come up with. Think about some of the shit people have invented: a robot vacuum cleaner, the moblie phone, uh...computers, Ipods so small that you could lose them for a week if you put it into your pocket, and so on and so forth. For gods sake the Iphone has an application were you can hold it to a speaker that is playing a song and it will tell you the song. Yea, it actually can do that. It seems like just yesterday that when we would hear a song we liked on the radio that we didn't know, we just had to wait for it to come back on. Oh wait, THAT WAS ALMOST JUST YESTERDAY! Macintosh only comes out with new technology every 4 seconds.

Everyone is so busy jacking off Steve Jobs, and Thomas Edison for Apple computers and light bulbs that we forget about even simpler inventions. I bet your thinking: "Steve what are these simple inventions you speak of?" Hmm I don't know maybe the STAIRS, last time I checked we use the steps everyday and so far it has been a pretty solid invention, it hasn't failed us yet since like 8,000 b.c. Maybe the fucking wheel, we always talk about the invention of the wheel but guess what we never talk about Johnny Wheel, the founder of such a succesful invention. Or the more modern invention that has been sweeping the nation ever since it was created, the guy that decided it would be cool to add an a after the word hell, thus creating "hella." These molders of our great country have gotten lost in the mix over the years, so show them a little respect.

I know one this is forsure, these forgotten inventors are "hella" cool.