Twins

I hope that when I decide to have kids, I have identical twins. Not many people know this but when you have identical twins you get two things for the price of one. When you begin to send your child to catholic school they are still very young, so you name them the same name and send them to school every other day as one kid. Then, when the one kid gets home he can tell the other one what they did in class on that day and vice versa. Think about that it's like a getting a quality catholic education buy one get on free, who can pass that up!

...I'm pretty sure thats not illegal.