Although I'm not of age I can't but help think that I will probably meet a girl in a bar that I might be particularly fond of eventually . Seems like a normal thought, then I began to continuously think of how much of a stranger this girl actually is. Then it came to me, with all the superb advancements that have been made in technology over the past decade almost every person is mentioned somehow on the world wide web. After making this realization I now apply a new procedure after I meet a girl that is essentially a stranger...you have got to Google their full name.
I know your probably asking, "Steve, why would I do such a thing." And the answer is remarkably simple.
Pornography, is a gigantic industry that fuels wages to millions of pornographic actresses, some popular, most not popular at all. I hate to say it but unfortunately no one knows the name of the girl in, "Slut Licks Big Sheep Cock IV," or any of the girls in, "Poop Eaters Part 9."
So as this charming young lady approaches you in the bar guys, or girls if your into that, if you start getting the feeling that you might end up in the sack with this individual, then I would definitely grab your smart phone and toss the name in the Google search bar, cause after all she might have been in, "You Think She's Innocent, But Look At All The Stuff She Can Fit In Her Butt Hole."
Because I don't think you want to end up in your bed with a girl who has licked a sheep dong (I'm not talking about my asian friend Timmy Dong either), eaten poop, or shoved any foreign object up her bunghole for that matter.
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