We leave taco bell and decide to go out, somehow we end up on a golf course (you know in dreams how you walk out of your bedroom door and and up in a Sam's Club or something, well thats how I ended up on a golf course) So as we are at this golf course and something causes me to fall over on the tee box with laughter. As I roll over to my back I notice that a woman is standing over me, "Sir, are you Steve?"
"Yea,"
"Well I'm an under cover cop and you are under arrest for indecent exposure outside of a taco bell."
She handcuffs me and takes me to her police vehicle, "So what happens now that I am being arrested for this thing."
"You will have to serve at the bare minimum 90 days in jail if you are lucky, but most likely it will be 180 days."
Im about to shit my pants, and in the dream I think to myself, "Fuck I hope to god this is just a dream." The cop takes me to my parents and I begin talking to them, they are eerily calm about the situation.
Then I woke up.

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