Monday, October 4, 2010

My Dream Last Night

So, in my dream my friends and I decided to go to taco bell after school. Before entering taco bell I decided that I want to change out of my school shorts in the parking lot. As I begin to pull down my kaki shorts I accidentally pull down my underwear as well, which, for all you idiots out there means that I am only wearing a shirt. Everyone in the taco bell sees me through the window and also sees my penis and balls as I wrestle to pull my shorts and boxers up on my waist where they belong. After about 54 seconds pass by I finally pull my shorts up to conceal my privates, later my friends tell me that everyone in the taco bell was talking about how they saw me naked.
We leave taco bell and decide to go out, somehow we end up on a golf course (you know in dreams how you walk out of your bedroom door and and up in a Sam's Club or something, well thats how I ended up on a golf course) So as we are at this golf course and something causes me to fall over on the tee box with laughter. As I roll over to my back I notice that a woman is standing over me, "Sir, are you Steve?"
"Yea,"
"Well I'm an under cover cop and you are under arrest for indecent exposure outside of a taco bell."
She handcuffs me and takes me to her police vehicle, "So what happens now that I am being arrested for this thing."
"You will have to serve at the bare minimum 90 days in jail if you are lucky, but most likely it will be 180 days."
Im about to shit my pants, and in the dream I think to myself, "Fuck I hope to god this is just a dream." The cop takes me to my parents and I begin talking to them, they are eerily calm about the situation.

Then I woke up.


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