Piss

Today as I was returning from class, I had to take a piss very bad. Ironically, this was the exact time of the day when the cleaning lady cleans the boys bathrooms on our floor. I rush all the way to the bathroom downstairs throw my books on the floor, and begin running in place to hold my pee in as I try to get the door locked. I finally start trying to undue my belt and as I do this I sneeze very hard, thus causing me to partially piss in my pants. I didn't open the flood gates for the whole time, but they were open for about a 2-mississippi. Basically, I needed new underwear, but my kakis were ok.

Pissing your pants is terrible when you are a freshman in college, but that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that I was in the bathroom about to piss when I did it I was so close to completing my mission, thats like running the entire boston marathon but right before the finish line you trip and break both of your legs. Nothing like good old fashion failure.