Old Story

Welp, I thought today I would dig this story out of the archives for all you bastards that read this thing.

It was Sophmore year of highschool, winter time, after school, about two days after a heavy snowfall, and just four kids who never did their homework so they didn't have shit to do after school. Those kids were Pat (Driver), Justin (Shotgun), Larry (Back seat behind Pat), and me (Back seat behind Justin). We starting off throwing snow balls at people on foot around school but that got old, so we all piled in to Pat's car which at the time was a vintage Isuzu Trooper, also know as the "Troop Deluxe." After that we decided to make a series or very good decisions.

Good Decisions:

1. Take the umbrella Pat had in his trunk, fill it with snow, and place it in the back seat so we all can access this, "snow on the go."
2. "Lets throw snowballs at Marco!" (Marco was our mexican friend in highschool, or should I say our amigo.)
3. "Let's throw snowballs at random people walking!"

So we pull up next to these two 30 year old women jogging, Larry launches a snowball and it hits right next to them on the ground, we all laugh and carry on with our afternoon. About 30 minutes later we are about to pull into to our school and we notice the same two women jogging, we slow down to throw a ball of snow at them but before we get to do so one of the women runs out into the street with a stick in her hand, she attempts to throw it at the car, it hits the ground five feet in front of her, marking this moment the funniest thing ever. We all get out and go home with smiles, thinking back on such a fantastic day.

Exactly 3 months and 8 days later Pat arrives at school at 7:40 a.m. and parks his Trooper on the street, as he walks into school he notices a woman running up to his car, she runs up, kicks it, and then runs away.

It was the exact same woman from 3 months prior.