Nyquil

Due to the common cold I was dealing with yesterday, I decided to go to the local drug store and pick up some good old fashion over-the-counter drugs to assist me in this time of need. As I browsed the isles I saw hundreds of cold and flu medicines. Dimetapp...no, Sudafed...no, Viagra..no, and then I saw it, that navy blue box glowing from afar down the isle...Nyquil. The drug of all drugs, this will forsure alleviate the common cough and cold. So I purchased Nyquil along with its synonym/antonym Dayquil. I eagerly raced back to my room and I prepared to take the recommended dosage with hopes to put an end to this nonsense. I tore open the box took out two of the gell caps, tossed them in my mouth, took a swig of apple juice, and washed them right down my esophagus...

Next thing I can remember was that I put in a movie, brushed my teethe, and got into bed... Fast forward 7 hours and the next thing I know I'm naked in a Denny's Parking lot at 5:30 a.m. with syrup on my balls, a sausage link up my ass, scarfing down a "Grand-Slam" breakfast.

I never realized how strong that medicine actually is, it's dam near 11:00 in the morning right now and I still can't keep my eyes open, I practically had to do a line of coke just to get out of bed, I don't think coffee will even keep me up today I think I have to step it up today...meth. The back of the package says it has sedatives in it which is basically doctor for horse tranquilizers. I really think that if you took the Nyquil gel caps one day and then went out for a jog and hour later, you would collapse mid-jog and begin to sleep in that exact spot.

So if you happen to have a common cold and forcing yourself into a coma is the only solution, then choose Nyquil cause it always does the trick.