Axe.

Yesterday evening a Homeless man allegedly tried to rob a Jack n' the Box yesterday. He did so not with a gun, but with an axe. Now that mother fucker wanted some butter milk with his tacos! What's next a chainsaw? Maybe nun chucks? Or perhaps Chinese throwing stars? I don't know yet but I await the next bizarre story on the news. I think he was just chopping wood and walked in to order lunch and everyone thought he was robbing the place because he is black, jerks.

If he was robbing the place how would he do so with an axe, "Everybody get the fuck on the ground or i'll axe you in the face!"
Or, "Give me all the tacos in this bitch or I will chop yo arm off!"

Or maybe, "Hi, can I get a sourdough Jack, four tacos, a chicken sandwich, and a coke please."
Everyone else in the restaurant, "This guy is robbing the place!"


http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_b02e9780-94d4-11df-89d2-00127992bc8b.html