The Timmy Duong Fart

Where do I begin? Well, it was religion class sophomore year and we were all still so young and naive. The course was taught by a priest at Dubourg, and the class had about 27 students in it including; the man himself Timmy Duong, my good friend Joe (Joe will vouch for the significance of this fart), of course myself, and the rest of the class.

It was a winter morning that day and we were nearing the end of the class so our teacher granted us "free time", so my friends and I proceeded making small talk to pass the time. Timmy sat in front of me but was facing forward and not engaging in our conversation on this day. All of the sudden with no noise warning what so ever, I smelt it. It was unlike any other smell I have ever experienced. I proceeded to gag violently as the rest of my class was alerted by this smell, and I began feeling very faint. The next series of events is very fuzzy because just two minutes later I fell into a coma and woke up 2 months later. Since then my friends and I compiled all of the details of his fart on that day.

Timmy Duong's Fart
-Made our Priest teacher say "Holy Shit!"
-Killed three students in the classroom, and one student in the class next door.
-Burned a hole in the seat of his desk.
-Knocked out the power in a three-block radius around our school.
-Was a green haze that lingered near the floor.
-Caused the room to have radiation for the next 50 years.
-Made 4 kids puke.
-Made 2 kids go bald.
-Forced earth into global warming.
-My friend Joe has to use entire shakers of pepper on each meal just to begin to taste his food.
-Caused a media black out.
-Had a little bit of every villain from every movie ever made combined in it.


No fart will never match it, nor trump it.