Unpacking

I realized the other day that I really want to pack my things and move. Not because I actually want to move, but because in a way moving is like Christmas for adults except more exciting. Think about it. You rummage through all of your old shit only to find timeless nick-nacks and old things you used to enjoy. Then you put all your stuff into old electronics boxes, and reveal your interesting belongings. I think whenever I have to move next I'm going to have some one else pack my stuff into the boxes and wrap the boxes in festive paper so when I open each box it's a surprise! They will be like a different kind of Santa Claus, instead of leaving cookies and milk I'll leave all the shit I own, and then they will transform it into gifts. How fantastic.

So if you ever hear some one say "Fuck I just moved in here, and Im so pissed I have to unpack everything," just slap them in the face and tell them to embrace the celebration in moving.