Gay

The other day my friends and I were having a conversation about some celebrity being gay. (A man) The conversation went on, but I thought to myself how is it that a guy can be gay. How can a male human being actually look at a pair of female tits and be like eh, you know what, I don't really like ANY boobs.

Some dudes even turn gay after they have boned girls and stuff. That blows my mind, how do you actually do it with a girl and afterwards just think hmm, not for me. I think I'll switch to DUDES!
ARE YOU SERIOUS.

And for the record I am not homophobic, nor do I hate all gays. But if I saw a man wearing high heels I would have to punch him in the face and hit him in the balls with his purse.