Dog Food

As I was watching my friends dog eat its daily meal of dog food, it came to me. How the fuck do dogs eat the same exact shit everyday? I get pissed off when my mom makes lasagna more than once in like a two week span. I feel bad for man's best friend because dog food can't be any good. Im sure every day when we bring out that bowl of dog food that dog is just thinkin please don't be those brown balls, please dont be those brown balls I eat everyday, and then aw fuck its the brown balls.. Its mind blowing that an animal can live off something that looks like coco puffs but smells like shit.

The fantastic snack known to us humans as "puppy chow" should really be called something else because I don't think puppies chow on anything that tastes that delicious.