Life plans.

I have formed a list of 10 things that I will do with my life if my actual life plans are not met.

Such as:

1. Start a Toasted Ravioli stand on the beach in California.
2. Travel to various restaurants to complete their food challenges, but not have a food net work show for it.
3. Figure out how to solve that math problem in Good Will Hunting.
4. Smuggle endangered species into america, and sell them as pets.
5. Set the Guinness World Record for consecutive amount of days naked.
6. Walk to Alaska.
7. Eventually, stop showering.
8. Make mass quantities of moonshine, and store them in giant casks in my basement.
9. As soon as I turn 70, sit on my porch and heckle everyone that walks near by.
10. Spend a majority of my time on the couch.