Meatballs.

Today I took a poop and one of the turds sort of resembled a meatball. This made me remember how good spaghetti and meat balls is and kind of crave it. Then I realized I had a sudden urge to eat spaghetti and meat balls from the shape of my poop, and quickly lost my appetite.

I think this is an appropriate video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24&feature=related