Picking your nose.

I am a very strong advocate of nose picking at anytime, and any place. When people ask me, "Steve why the fuck are you picking your nose all the time is fucking sick." I usually reply with, "Well we all pick our noses whether it's in the public or private, so I just do it whenever I have a big booger."

But today it came to me, I am terribly wrong. Just because we all do something in private all the time it definitely doesn't make it acceptable in public. For instance, Pooping. If I took a poop in public, and someone saw this and approached me and said, "Dude why the fuck are you shitting on the floor in the middle of best buy?" and I replied with "Well we all do this so what's the difference where I do it at." Im not to sure that would be a valid excuse, and I am not to sure if best buy would welcome me back.

The list goes on and on of examples of things we do in private, and can't do in public such as; Listen to Justin Bieber, sit in the nude and watch Seinfeld reruns, "Shake hands with ben franklin"(If you have seen Almost Heros), drink Mike's Hard Lemonade, watch the film Chocolat with Johnny Depp, and so on and so forth.

Anyways I apologize if I have used my excuse for picking my nose on you, but I will continue to pick my nose just so I can get rid of those rock-hard boogers that we pick and three nose hairs come with it and can nearly make a person cry. If you understood that last part, then hello fellow nose pickers.