Cyclists

Yes, I'm talking about those mother fucking ass holes that wear spandex from head to toe, have aerodynamic helmets, expensive bikes, and low sperm counts from sitting on bike seats so much.

Well first off, I hate them. I don't hate everyone and anyone on a bike, I hate cyclists. I hate cyclists mainly because think think they are cars, and also because I can see the outline of their balls through their spandex. All of us at some time or another have been late for something and stuck behind one of these nerds just peddling along thinking they are cars and shit making us normal people even more late.

A while back a wise person invented this awesome thing called the "Sidewalk." The side walk is really a neat thing, kids can play on it, people can walk on it, and most importantly ride bikes on it! So ride on the side walk you faggot cyclists.

Anyway, next time you see a cyclist, do the right thing and throw a stick into their front wheel so they flip over the handle bars.