Fart

As I sat at my computer and began writing todays blog I let out a fart, and within 12 seconds I couldn't bear the stench and had to leave the room. I then deleted what I had written and posted this because I thought it to be much more important. Come on how often do you fart your own self out of a room? This was no where near on the level of the astronomical "Timmy Duong Fart", which I am sure most of you have heard of by now, but if not I will make a post tomorrow strictly describing Timmy's Fart, a.k.a. the fart heard round' the world.