Apple

Since it is tax free weekend in St. Louis, today I ventured to West County Mall in search of an Apple computer. When I arrived at the Apple store I was about to walk inside when I realized that to my right was a line about 450 feet long. Seeing this made me really angry inside, but I chose to remain in the line in hopes of purchasing an iMac today (Which I am typing on right now). After 60 long minutes I reached the door, entered the store and began to shop. There must have been 89 employees helping customers. (Shit was crazy) Apple's customer service is the tits by the way, I can't think of anything they didn't do. Unless they offered you oral sex before you left, thats about the only thing they left out that would improve the experience. Think about it, you can walk in get on a really nice computer and do nearly anything. Like: Take gay pictures with your friends and put them on Facebook, look at porn, check your Facebook, take pictures of your balls with the built in cameras, and use the iphone to send dirty texts to your friends and mess with them, basically the sky is the limit at the Apple store.

So next time your at the Apple store say thank you, and at least play with all the cool shit.

Also why the fuck is it called Apple, and who is the robot who took a bite out of every single apple on every single one of their products. That robot must like apples, but just the first bite off the right side.