Monday, August 16, 2010

Tits

After a long night of drinking Sunny Delight, my friends, Joe, Zach, and I were feeling wonderful. After departing from Robert's Dungeon (The same Robert mentioned in previous blogs) we decided that going to Jack n' the Box would bring us all great joy. Also, my friend Bob was driving separately and was in front of us in the drive through line. Joe had just got done ordering an amount of food large enough to supply the state of North Dakota for 2 1/2 years, and we were on our way to make the exchange at the drive through window for our food. Joe realized that the car behind us was in fact a woman and told me to go talk to her. Me being loaded with Sunny D made this decision rather easy, by the time Joe turned around to hear my response, I was halfway into a strangers car in a Jack n' the Box drive through.

I know your probably thinking "Steve how could anything get better than late night Jack n' the Box?" and I would probably be like "Hang on and I will tell you in the next few lines."

Anyways, as it turns out this woman was in fact drinking and driving, literally, she had a beer in her cup holder that she was drinking. Next thing we know, one thing leads to another and her breasts are fully out for everyone to see. It was awesome, and it wasn't like a flash for two seconds, she just had her jugs sitting out for at least 15 seconds. Joe and I were the only fortunate ones to see these bad boys because Zach was too slow getting out of the car, and Bobby was a car in front of us.

We got back into the car awestruck, got our massive amount of Jack n' the Box, drove away, and thought to ourselves, "Remember when that chick showed us her tits in the Jack n the Box drive through."

Yes, I do.


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