Poopin

When I go to take a poop, I do not rush it. I take it as a change to meditate, relax, think, and get in touch with myself. Sometimes I sit on the pot so long, I'll walk in with a book in the afternoon and by the time I come out it's dark outside. Then when I go to get up my ass has the ring around it from being pressed on the seat for hours. It is kind of like when you move a coffee table that has been sitting on carpet for years and years. It takes a while to go away too just like the carpet.

So take your time readers, and get your ass marks on.