Good and Evil

The forces of good and evil are blatantly displayed in a few of our everyday foods, such as: Deviled ham, deviled eggs, and Angel food cake. The devil clearly took advantage of two good foods and made them evil. He took an egg, removed the yoke, ate it, and barfed it back up into the egg white. He then took ham, a delicious deli meat, ate just that ham for weeks, then shit it into a can, and gave it to humans. That being so, he created deviled eggs and deviled ham. If you don't believe me just look a can of deviled ham, it actually has a picture of the fucking devil on it.

In other news who would eat a spreadable lunch meat in the first place.

Some people often use the phrase, "Good Prevails." I now believe this phrase is true from what I have discovered about these foods. The devil made his ham and eggs, but the good lord created angel food cake. This cake is food for angels that alone says it all, God gave humans the ability to put cake batter into an oven, and take out a delectable, sweet,and fluffy cake that melts in our mouth. I don't think it is possible to eat a piece of Angel food cake and be disgruntled afterward, or potentially end up with diarrhea like you would if you ate deviled ham.

Eat angel food and get a glimpse of heaven,

or eat deviled ham and get a glimpse of dysentery.

I think I will stick with the angel food cake.

Good Prevails.