Soup

His name is Soup.

• He bangs milfs
• He eats soup
• He bears a great resemblance to the "Shermanator" from American Pie, "Quentin" from October Sky, or basically just look like the actor Chris Owen

It was a warm August evening at a St. Joseph Hall meeting, and Kyle Lewandowski decided to eat Ramen noodles on a trash can during the meeting. Little did we know these actions would result in him being given the nickname Soup forever.

• Soup Doesn't get drunk he gets "Soupy"
• When soup goes to the bathroom he goes and takes a "Soup," not a poop.
• Lets put it this way, a lot of broads have tasted Soup's "Soup."
• One time Soup was craving soup, so he went to a soup kitchen to eat his soup...for free.
• Soup has recently started a rapping career, his rap name, Soup Dogg.
• Soup's testicles are named Chicken, and Noodle.