Thursday, August 5, 2010

Hypocritical Driving

Everyone who is a licensed driver in the US is a hypocrite while driving. I know this because I myself am hypocritical when I drive. When you're running late for something, anyone who prevents you from reaching your destination on time is a pain in the ass. Anything they do is incorrect such as: driving the speed limit, turning left when you are behind them, or not noticeing the light turning green instantly. This results in us riding the other drivers ass, cussing them out to everyone in our car, or if no one is in the car with us then cussing at them aloud to ourselves.

If we are not late just cruising along and some one starts riding our ass or honking at us for turning left, then we immediatly think those people are mother fuckers that are unfit to drive a motor vechicle. We all do it, it's one of the joys of being a licensed driver. I'm going to make a bumper sticker that says proud to be hypocritical driver.

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