Poop

Their are many different types of poops.

1. The log- It sinks, it's huge, its solid.
2. Diarrhea- Liquid, requires a lot of wiping.
3. The floater- Stinks up an entire house, weird smelling, weird coloring, requires a minimum of at least 5 wipes.
4. Floating Diarrhea- When you look at this poop your first thought is, "I think I'm sick." It sticks together, but it is not a solid turd, It floats.
5. The XL Log- This turd comes out quick, pain free, when we look at this turd we think, "Holy shit this has to be a personal record." We wish someone was around to show, or that we had a camera available, we also feel that putting toilet paper into the toilet ruins this new work of art.
6. The Watery Poop- Yes, this is worse than diarrhea, Wiping= Take a shower.
7. The Leftovers- This poop is normal, you flush it, come back two hours later and there are pieces of it in the toilet still, we wonder how this is possible because we did actually flush.

To be continued...