"HEY GRANDPA PASS THE SALT!!"
"HUH?"
"PASS THE SALT!!"
"HUH?"
"THE SALLLLT, PASS IT!"
"OH, CATCH!"
Then he hits your aunt in the face with a rather heavy shaker of salt, thus ruining the extended family dinner. It would be the same way with friends.
"HEY CARL WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING. AFTER . THIS?"
"OHH, NOTHING."
Now everyone in the restaurant hates you, thus proving my point that they should make a six person limit at each table.

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