Saturday, August 14, 2010

Tables of over six.

When is the time going to come when tables at restaurants cannot have over six people at them. Because when you sit at a table of ten or twelve you really only talk to the six people surrounding you. I get the idea that you would want to be together as a group but its just gay to have more than six, it's impossible to talk to the people at the end opposite of the one that your sitting at.

"HEY GRANDPA PASS THE SALT!!"
"HUH?"
"PASS THE SALT!!"
"HUH?"
"THE SALLLLT, PASS IT!"
"OH, CATCH!"

Then he hits your aunt in the face with a rather heavy shaker of salt, thus ruining the extended family dinner. It would be the same way with friends.

"HEY CARL WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING. AFTER . THIS?"
"OHH, NOTHING."

Now everyone in the restaurant hates you, thus proving my point that they should make a six person limit at each table.

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