Piss Ant

So my father was mad at me the other day for doing something stupid. Instead of just calling me a fucking idiot he said this metaphor: Dammit Steve, Your so dumb if brains were bombs, you wouldn't even have enough to blow the balls off of a piss ant!

Yes, let me explain that.

• My father said If brains were actually bombs I wouldn't even have enough bombs, (Brains) to blow just the balls off of a piss ant.
• A piss ant is even smaller than a regular aunt.
• I wouldn't even be able to blow just the balls off, thats how much brains I have.

I got served.