Medicine

Names of medicine are so bizarre these days: acetaminophen, nitroglycerin, etc etc. Sounds like something that Mr. Freeze would take. Who is the prick that came up with these names? No wonder why Grandma can't remember what pills to take at what time.

Grandma: well I take the white ones twice a day, and the round ones once in the morning, and the ones with writing on them at night.
Angry Family: GRANDMA THEY ARE ALL WHITE, ROUND, WITH WRITINGGG!!

I have a solution for these names. Name the pills after what they are for.
This pill is for you head, this pill is called head.
Oh, this pill is for your foot, this pill is called foot.

Doctor: well looks like your having problems with your ass hole.
Patient: I am?

Doctor: Yes, I am going to write you this prescription for some asshole medicine. You can just go to Walgreens and they will give you a months supply of asshole medicine.
Patient: Thanks