Mom's Jewelry

So two days ago I was at my friend Colin's house. Colin was getting ready and he was about to take a shower. As he began walking into the bathroom he said, "Steve dude just sit there, don't go stealing my mom's jewelry or anything." So of course I replied with "Alright I'm going to go steal your mom's jewelry." He actually said to me do not steal my moms jewelry. First off, who steals jewelry these days? Unless you're Marv and Harry from Home Alone, who wear snow hats, gloves, and snatch loot with crow bars... ah the good ol days.

I think if I had to live a life of crime, (I'm not exactly sure why I would be forced into a life of crime) but hypothetically, if I was forced into crime I would most likely pull the heist from Inside Man. If you have not seen Inside Man you are an ass hole because its the best movie on earth, and Gerard Butler is down right handsome

Homework for tonight: Watch Inside Man

Due tomorrow